“party rock is in the house tonight,” I sing quietly to myself as I lie in bed on a Saturday night and open another tab of fanfiction
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
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When a small child says "I was there first"
BITCH, I WAS BORN FIRST
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